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puniper:

U N L E A S H  T H E  B E E S

puniper:

U N L E A S H  T H E  B E E S

shrek one: BEST
shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
shrek three: bad
shrek four: bad

obviouslycas:

*has genuine feelings for you but in a really punk rock way*

carolinetompkins:

2014
boy: we even finish each other's s-
girl: steve buscemi

rachellephant:

the most important thing to me ever is bi kids knowing that it’s ok to be 10% attracted to women and 90% attracted to men or 10% attracted to men and 90% attracted to women and still feeling ok to identify as bi, and still feeling like their identity is valid, and still feeling like they can lead fulfilling lives with both (or other) genders. like that’s just so fricking important.

kermitthefrrog:

listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like

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nickdrake:

Little Shop of Horrors

geizler:

r.i.p.

rimjets:

the most real tweet ive read all day tbh

rimjets:

the most real tweet ive read all day tbh

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A